Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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