Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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