we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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