fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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