So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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