I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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