you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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