Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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