Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
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