Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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