It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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