i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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