I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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