So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
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