some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
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