Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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