they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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