is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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