even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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