yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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