You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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