I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Randomize
