Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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