Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
What drink are we having for lunch?
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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