Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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