he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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