I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I got inside last night via doggy door
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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