are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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