I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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