Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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