so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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