Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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