is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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