So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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