hotel room ftw
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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