No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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