Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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