Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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