haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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