yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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