so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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