That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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