So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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