would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
