You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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