Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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