i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
