I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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