my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
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