I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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