Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Randomize
