Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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