can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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