There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
we're so committed to being not committed
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
