Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You almost got us killed.
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