as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Randomize
