I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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