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• (805): View more from California

  bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...

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• (925): View more from California

  GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.

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  Wtf it's a Friday night?

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  PRIORITIZE.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dude she let me cum on her face

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  You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20

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• (904): View more from Florida

  you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!

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• (310): View more from California

  Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself

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  What, a homewrecker?

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  Touché

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• (512): View more from Texas

  the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe

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