I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
